January 2012
ocelott:
out of all those kinds of people
you got a face with a view
December 2011
Gurls if you're trying to get laid tonight
Make sure you don’t wear anything too fancy
If it was hard to put on, then some drunk guy will have a hard time taking it off
I lay my head down, and now my wallet is gone
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When someplace calls
I’m not sure if I should answer
I could just wait and watch the chance slip
I wonder how large my window of opportunity is this time
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Because in the third world
The only person you can vent your frustration to is yourself
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The cat walks up to me, stretches, then curls up...
Friend's Pops: That thing is never going to leave you alone now
Me: I don't mind
Friend's Pops: You can take it home if you want
Me: Really?
Friend's Pops: No lol
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She was right
It was too early for bed
Woke up half past four
lol
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I'm about to get my fix
Time to jam without a plan
The birth of a chune is quite possible…
We’ll see
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Whenever I have a fortune cookie
I open it and immediately put paper fortune-side down
I never look at it
The cookie is my fortune
Videosex
gyalangya:
02:37:50 [klineh] i think we’re dying 02:39:21 [dead jear] good 02:39:23 [dead jear] dont f*kn revive me 02:39:33 [dead jear] sick of this god dam bastard universe
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Everytime I lose followers
I feel one more piece of the puzzle has been put in the right place
deadniggastorage:
i like women like Frida Kahlo who make undesirable things attractive
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By pressing down the special key, it plays a...
